you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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