what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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