do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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