please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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