There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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