my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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