I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
