brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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