I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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