the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Swine flu is the new snow day.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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