quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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