will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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