did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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