so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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