normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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