Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My brain says no but my pants say off.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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