well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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