I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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