Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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