Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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