I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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