I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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