We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I miss vodka workout Fridays
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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