i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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