i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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