Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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