they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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