No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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