I'm drive I can fine osifer
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
