My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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