You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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