1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
vagina is talking i cant
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
