is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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