Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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