It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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