Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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