i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Please, let me fuck your mom
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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