Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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