He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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