Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
