Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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