I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Randomize
