So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
