Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
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