i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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