He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Randomize
