You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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