Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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