i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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