I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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